2018 Red Dress Run

Hey you wanks!

The First Urbana-Champaign Hash House Harriers are throwing our Turd An’al Red Dress Run!


Friday, July 20 thru Sunday, July 22.

What's a Red Dress Run?

All of us - men, women, big, small, etc. - run the hash in a red dress, in honor of the first female hasher, who, you guessed it, ran in a red dress.  So h*ad on over to Goodwill or some thrift store (Amazon also has a good selection), and grab the sleaziest or most extravagant red dress you can find.  And yes, you must don a red dress (or something that looks like one), or you will be mercilessly shamed by the proud crimson elite!

Who's Cumming?


In honor of the Lady in Red, all proceeds will benefit the Champaign County Girls on the Run, a 503(c) organization with over 200 councils in 50 states plus the District of Columbia. The 10-12 week after-school program curriculum encourages girls from 3rd to 5th grade to build self-confidence and develop positive relationships. A 10 week curriculum for girls from 6th to 8th grade also teaches team and relationship skills, and addresses more mature topics such body image, bullying, and drug abuse. Built into this education is a physical activity program that teaches girls skills for a lifetime of health and an appreciation for physical fitness. The program culminates with a 5K event where girls experience tangible achievements and how anything is possible with hard work.


In addition to any registration proceeds going to Girls on the Run, if you would like to make a separate donation, the best way to do so would be to send an additional payment of your choosing as outlined in the Pricing section below.
We raised over $1,000 for GOTR last year! Let's try to beat it this year!

The Basic Rubdown:

Friday (7/20) will be a standard pub crawl (and potentially a trail) traversing several of downtown Champaign's finest establishments. Saturday (7/21) is the main event/Red Dress Run starting and ending at the historic Murphy's Pub. Sunday (7/22) we’ll have a hangover breakfast and "run" a half-assed hangover trail.
We're renting out half the bar for our own private shenanigans.  We'll meet up for a bit, run trail, come back to the bar, and party the night away.  Rego gets you free beer (and non-beer) and a full meal - choice of grilled chicken sandwich, cheeseburger, or chipotle black bean burger and a side (fries, coleslaw, cottage cheese, onion rings, or side salad).  I'm sure we'll throw down for several giant piles of their famous Irish nachos as well.  Also included is a painfully long, throbbing Circle.


All times CDT (mind the gap, Indiana) and subject to changes because we’re hashers.

Friday 7/20 - Barcrawl (pay your way), optional short trail ($7)

7:00 - Blind Pig Brewery
7:30 - Chalk talk (Eagles)
8:30 - Bentley's (turkeys walk over; eagle trail will end here)
9:30 - Esquire *food available here*
11:00 - Quality Beer
12:00 - Clark Bar

Saturday 7/21 – Red Dress Run

1:30 - Event begins
2:30 - Chalk Talk
3:00 - On-Out
7:00ish - Food!
8:00ish - Circle!
Late - We'll probably end up at the strip club again.

Sunday 7/22 – Hangover

Location: Casa de Corky (home of Put a Cork In It, Just Elyse, and Spotted Dick)
More details to follow.


(Add $7 if attending the Sunday event)
Before Jul. 1: $35 ($42)
Jul. 1 - Jul. 13: $45 ($52) with shirt
>Jul. 14 - Jul. 20: $45 ($52) shirt not guaranteed
Jul. 21:  $50 ($57)

Prices are for time of payment, not time of registration (so don't fill out the form and pay a month later).
To save on fees, please send a PayPal payment via the "friends and family" option (no fee) to:
fuch3hashcash@gmail.com or go to http://www.paypal.me/FUCH3 **UNTICK THE PAYING FOR GOODS OR SERVICES BOX**

You will be reminded of payment details again after registering.  Note, you must fill out the registration form and separately send a payment to fully register.

Also, please consider making an additional donation to further benefit GOTR.

What You Get For Your Cash Moneys:

  • RDR patch
  • RDR shirt (choice of ringer tank or V-neck)
  • Beer
  • Other non-beer booze/cider
  • Choice of Turkey or Eagle trail
  • Food on trail
  • Beer
  • Food
  • Circle
  • A private party area in Murphy's w/ (limited) open bar
  • Beer
  • A donation to charity
  • Hangover beer
  • Hangover food
  • Hangover trail
  • A boot in the ass

Shirts will feature cute kitties (a la FUCH3) in red dresses again with some FUCH3 RDR text. Only those who register and pay by 7/13/18 are guaranteed a t-shirt!
The first 50 (wishful thinking) will receive patches, regardless of registration time.

Can't make it but still want a shirt/patch?

Shirts are $25 (includes shipping if necessary and charitable donation), and patches are $5. Send the same PayPal account your payment with a note detailing your shirt size and style, contact info, and how to get them to you - pickup at a future event (preferred) or shipping info.


Hash Hotel:  We're not reserving a block of rooms this year. There should be plenty of options available near the event.  And if you want to stay stupidly close to the main event and have a pool to puke in, stay here:  TownePlace Suites

Crash Space:  If you want to save some money, we will also try to offer crash space to as many people as we can.  Please indicate on the registration page if you are interested in crash space and we'll try to hook you up.